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Richard Kettlewell ([personal profile] ewx) wrote2003-08-29 12:23 pm

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A owl went to serenade his love - to wit, to woo.

[identity profile] imc.livejournal.com 2003-08-29 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
He got back and said to his neighbour ``I've got engaged!''

His neighbour said ``You twit! To whom?''
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The old ones are the best

[personal profile] gerald_duck 2003-08-29 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Why did the owl 'owl?

Because the woodpecker behind would peck 'er behind.