Heart disease: 37 per cent. Cancer: 24 per cent. Stroke: 12 per cent. Drink-related illnesses: 8 per cent. Having a sizeable piece of cheese land on your head: 2 per cent.
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The major causes of death in the UK are. . .
Heart disease: 37 per cent.
Cancer: 24 per cent.
Stroke: 12 per cent.
Drink-related illnesses: 8 per cent.
Having a sizeable piece of cheese land on your head: 2 per cent.
See, it's true, it was reported in a reputable newspaper... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/columnists/columnists.html?in_article_id=559135&in_page_id=1772&in_author_id=362&in_check=N)