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Richard Kettlewell ([personal profile] ewx) wrote2008-08-28 06:53 pm
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Kate Moss, Tiziano Vecelli and John Major

Maybe it's just me but I think I'd much rather have sculptures than paintings, and even if you don't share my taste, at £1.5M per statue we could have over 60 solid gold Kate Mosses scattered around the country for the £100M required for two paintings.

You might vary the model a bit: I think a larger-than-life solid gold statue of Sir John Major would be a marvelous thing - both as a satire on his grey reputation and a tangible acknowledgment of his bit-part in this country's recent slew of Olympic gold medals.

Who would do you nominate for golden immortality?

Apparently gold costs around £14,000/kilo so the BBC's quoted value of £1.5M for a 50kg statue suggests that the sculptor's time is worth Kate Moss's weight in gold.

[identity profile] knell.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Giant gold statues of political leaders are all the rage in places like North Korea. I think a huge golden statue of John Major with his hand upraised to the loyal workers of the country would be a fantastically ironic gesture. Make it so.
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[identity profile] ewx.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
OK. Got a couple of million quid spare?