Automated truth

On this computer, if I type “www.” in the address bar, it completes to www.greenend.org.uk/rjk/spoolstats. My laptop prefers www.ocado.com, computers that I can take into the kitchen being better for online groceries than computers that (checks…) I cannot lift with one hand. Actually it seems like the kind of task that a tablet computer might be good for, but not enough so to justify the cost.

What do you get?