Interestingly, it's button-zip both when putting them on, and when taking them off. (And if the secret neighbour spies who thought me repeatedly sucking a strand of spaghetti in the kitchen was odd, they're going to be completely confused when I start unzipping and rezipping my trousers in the bedroom.)
ROFL. How do you get away with AICMFP? Even when I say it out in full people always just look at me as if I'm making obscure pop-culture references again :)
*these* trousers (with *this* stomach): button, zip, zip immediately unzips, peer at choice of t-shirt to see if it covers the evidence, pull jumper down, shrug, get on with day.
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I'll get me coat...
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Let's talk about you and me...
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Life goals:
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93. Write an LJ poll that causes someone to take their clothes off.
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