Never answer a question with a question.
You've probably seen "ask me three questions" and probably also "give me three answers and I'll respond with appropriate questions". A new variation: give me three answers which are also questions and I'll try to either answer them or come up with a matching question.
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Wouldn't most people rather have cheese?
42?
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1. It's hardly
mhk's fault.
2. Chalk or cheese?
3. How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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1. "Terrible."
2. Who will bell the cat?
3. How exactly do you get away with stealing so many books?
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2. Isn't that it?
3. Might it be Turkey?
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