Never answer a question with a question.

[ewx]

You've probably seen "ask me three questions" and probably also "give me three answers and I'll respond with appropriate questions". A new variation: give me three answers which are also questions and I'll try to either answer them or come up with a matching question.

Comments

[gerald_duck]

1. How does it smell?


2. Are we not men?


3. Am I not the darling of the British Museum Reading Room?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

1. "Terrible."

2. Who will bell the cat?

3. How exactly do you get away with stealing so many books?