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a thousand beaks, a million talons, ten billion eyes. RIP Ms. Beakman, you beautiful bird

The kids are watching an episode of SpongeBob where he's failing to write an essay. It is, frankly, stressing me the fuck out.

You know ’em, you love ’em, authors Tiffani Angus and Val Nolan are back again with another installment of their speculative fiction guidebooks. Hop on board the Big Idea to see how they’ve done it again in Spec Fic for Newbies Vol. 3: A Beginner’s Guide to Writing Even More Subgenres of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror.
TIFFANI ANGUS & VAL NOLAN:
Imagine a classic scene: A car driving down a lonely rural road… a bright light overhead… an examination table aboard an alien spacecraft… and then, instead of the typical medical business, our protagonist—let’s call her Sally—finds herself sitting across from an extraterrestrial. This being communicates with a curious thought-to-text translator device it places on the table. When the entity speaks, its words appear in the air between them:
“My species has learned all we can about your physiology. Now we wish to know about your culture. Does your society… tell stories?”
Sally, who’s been studying Creative Writing, is only too happy to discuss this. “We sure do,” she says. “Lots of different kinds! Science Fiction stories, Fantasy, Horror. And they take all sorts of different forms, like written fiction, TV shows, comics books…”
The alien’s already wide eyes expand even further. “And your species just instinctively understands how to tell these stories?”
“I mean, kinda. We’ve been doing it since we sat around campfires in the Ice Age. But we benefit from practice, you know? Plus, it helps to have guidance from enthusiastic instructors. Not literary snobs who want to make everyone write the same way as them but people sympathetic to the kinds of stories you want to tell.”
“And does one need to go to a school or university for this?”
“Not necessarily. Some people who’ve taught Creative Writing at universities have written books about it.” Sally looks around, finds her backpack (which conveniently materialized beside her), and pulls out a copy of Spec Fic for Newbies Vol. 3: A Beginner’s Guide to Writing Even More Subgenres of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror by Tiffani Angus and Val Nolan. “This, for example, helps novice scribblers and even more seasoned writers learn how to write thirty different subgenres and major tropes. It gives deep dives into the history and development of each subgenre or trope, offers spotter’s guides to their typical manifestations, and provides writing exercises to get you started. Plus, it’s all based on real classroom experience!”
“Subgenres…” The alien’s word floats in the air. “We have heard of these. So many to keep track of.”
Sally thinks about this for a moment. She reaches for the translator. “Can I…?”
The alien nods.
Sally quickly finds the translator’s settings and alters a couple of font choices. “There,” she says, returning the device, “I’ve set it so that when I mention a subgenre that’s in Spec Fic 3, it will appear in bold. That’s what they do in the book. Like all this”—she gestures around the silver room—“is a recognizable Alien Abduction narrative. But the book covers everything from Dinosaur Tales to Swashbuckling Fantasy to Fungal Horror to Superheroes.”
“Fascinating.” The alien considers the book. “I wish I’d been able to study this.”
“They don’t teach Creative Writing at Space Academies?”
“Our universities mostly produce Mad Scientists,” the alien says. “Oh!” It points at the bolded word. “It did the thing!”
Sally smiles. “It’s fun, isn’t it? Plus, when Angus and Nolan discuss subgenres in the other volumes of the series, they underline its name so you can track it down easily.”
“Yes.” The alien turns Spec Fic for Newbies over in its spindly fingers. “I was wondering: can I just jump in with this third volume?”
“Oh absolutely! They’re all stand-alone books. Though if you want to know more about the previous ones…” She takes out her phone. “Have you got wi-fi here? Like, space wi-fi?”
The alien turns the translator upside down and shows her the password.
“Okay, cool,” Sally says, logging on. “So, Angus and Nolan have written about the previous volumes on Scalzi’s blog. You can read about Volume One here and Volume Two here.” She passes her phone to the alien, who reads the blog posts with interest.
“And people find these guides useful?” it asks.
“Useful and enjoyable,” Sally says. “The first two volumes were included on the Locus Recommended Reading List and shortlisted for the British Science Fiction Association Awards and British Fantasy Awards. Those are, like, big deals on our planet.”
“The section on Magic Schools and Dark Academia sounds interesting,” says the alien, now looking through the table of contents. “As does the section about Magical Realism.”
“I like some of the horror stuff myself,” Sally says. “I’ve lately given a go to writing about Near Death Experiences and Urban Gothic and Weird Fiction.”
“And?”
“And I’ve been trying lots of things that I never thought I’d try. The book is really encouraging that way. Angus and Nolan don’t believe in gatekeeping. The whole ethos of Spec Fic for Newbies revolves around bringing people into the realms of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror by giving them the tools to explore these really rich and rewarding imaginary worlds.”
“I see there’s lots of jokes, too,” the alien says, the translator registering its chuckles as a series of curious emojis.
Sally makes an affirmative noise. “Yeah, the authors have a really snarky sense of humor. Angus and Nolan don’t take themselves too seriously, which is another thing that separates this book from the really dry, old-school academic writing guides. Though, of course, that doesn’t mean the book isn’t smart—”
The alien holds up the section on End of the Universe stories. “I can see that.”
“—but it does mean it’s approachable. Anyone can read Spec Fic for Newbies. Anyone can learn from this book. That’s their big idea!”
“Bugs!!!” the alien suddenly shouts.
“Where?!”
“Page 229!”
Sally laughs. “I haven’t got to that part yet!”
“This book tells us much about humanity,” the alien says, “as well as things about Elves and Kaiju.”
“And we’ve barely even covered half of the subgenres here!”
The alien returns the book to Sally. “Where can I get my own copy?”
“Direct from Luna Press.” She opens up the website. “Or from any of your usual retailers.”
“I think I would like to beam down and pick one up right away!”
“Great,” says Sally, “let’s go get you writing!”
Spec Fic For Newbies Vol. 3: Amazon|Barnes & Noble|Amazon UK|Blackstone UK|Waterstones UK
Author socials: Tiffani’s Website|Val’s Website|Tiffani’s Bluesky|Vals’ Bluesky

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There should be demotivational youtube math videos. Just to be different.


Japan’s election last month and the rise of the country’s newest and most innovative political party, Team Mirai, illustrates the viability of a different way to do politics.
In this model, technology is used to make democratic processes stronger, instead of undermining them. It is harnessed to root out corruption, instead of serving as a cash cow for campaign donations.
Imagine an election where every voter has the opportunity to opine directly to politicians on precisely the issues they care about. They’re not expected to spend hours becoming policy experts. Instead, an AI Interviewer walks them through the subject, answering their questions, interrogating their experience, even challenging their thinking.
Voters get immediate feedback on how their individual point of view matches—or doesn’t—a party’s platform, and they can see whether and how the party adopts their feedback. This isn’t like an opinion poll that politicians use for calculating short-term electoral tactics. It’s a deliberative reasoning process that scales, engaging voters in defining policy and helping candidates to listen deeply to their constituents.
This is happening today in Japan. Constituents have spent about eight thousand hours engaging with Mirai’s AI Interviewer since 2025. The party’s gamified volunteer mobilization app, Action Board, captured about 100,000 organizer actions per day in the runup to last week’s election.
It’s how Team Mirai, which translates to ‘The Future Party,’ does politics. Its founder, Takahiro Anno, first ran for local office in 2024 as a 33 year old software engineer standing for Governor of Tokyo. He came in fifth out of 56 candidates, winning more than 150,000 votes as an unaffiliated political outsider. He won attention by taking a distinctive stance on the role of technology in democracy and using AI aggressively in voter engagement.
Last year, Anno ran again, this time for the Upper Chamber of the national legislature—the Diet—and won. Now the head of a new national party, Anno found himself with a platform for making his vision of a new way of doing politics a reality.
In this recent House of Representatives election, Team Mirai shot up to win nearly four million votes. In the lower chamber’s proportional representation system, that was good enough for eleven total seats—the party’s first ever representation in the Japanese House—and nearly three times what it achieved in last year’s Upper Chamber election.
Anno’s party stood for election without aligning itself on the traditional axes of left and right. Instead, Team Mirai, heavily associated with young, urban voters, sought to unite across the ideological spectrum by taking a radical position on a different axis: the status quo and the future. Anno told us that Team Mirai believes it can triple its representation in the Diet after the next elections in each chamber, an ostentatious goal that seems achievable given their rapid rise over the past year.
In the American context, the idea of a small party unifying voters across left and right sounds like a pipe dream. But there is evidence it worked in Japan. Team Mirai won an impressive 11% of proportional representation votes from unaffiliated voters, nearly twice the share of the larger electorate. The centerpiece of the party’s policy platform is not about the traditional hot button issues, it’s about democracy itself, and how it can be enhanced by embracing a futuristic vision of digital democracy.
Anno told us how his party arrived at its manifesto for this month’s elections, and why it looked different from other parties’ in important ways. Team Mirai collected more than 38,000 online questions and more than 6,000 discrete policy suggestions from voters using its AI Policy app, which is advertised as a ‘manifesto that speaks for itself.’
After factoring in all this feedback, Team Mirai maintained a contrarian position on the biggest issue of the election: the sales tax and affordability. Rather than running on a reduction of the national sales tax like the major parties, Team Mirai reviewed dozens of suggestions from the public and ultimately proposed to keep that tax level while providing support to families through a child tax credit and lowering the required contribution for social insurance. Anno described this as another future-facing strategy: less price relief in the short term, but sustained funding for essential programs.
Anno has always intended to build a different kind of party. After receiving roughly $1 million in public funding apportioned to Team Mirai based on its single seat in the Upper Chamber last year, Anno began hiring engineers to enhance his software tools for digital democracy.
Anno described Team Mirai to us as a ‘utility party;’ basic infrastructure for Japanese democracy that serves the broader polity rather than one faction. Their Gikai (‘assembly’) app illustrates the point. It provides a portal for constituents to research bills, using AI to generate summaries, to describe their impacts, to surfacing media reporting on the issue, and to answer users’ questions. Like all their software, it’s open source and free for anyone, in any party, to use.
After last week’s victory, Team Mirai now has about $5 million in public funding and ambitions to grow the influence of their digital democracy platform. Anno told us Team Mirai has secured an agreement with the LDP, Japan’s dominant ruling party, to begin using Team Mirai’s Gikai and corruption-fighting Mirumae financial transparency tool.
AI is the issue driving the most societal and economic change we will encounter in our lifetime, yet US political parties are largely silent. But AI and Big Tech companies and their owners are ramping up their political spending to influence the parties. To the extent that AI has shown up in our politics, it seems to be limited to the question of where to site the next generation of data centers and how to channel populist backlash to big tech.
Those are causes worthy of political organizing, but very few US politicians are leveraging the technology for public listening or other pro-democratic purposes. With the midterms still nine months away and with innovators like Team Mirai making products in the open for anyone to use, there is still plenty of time for an American politician to demonstrate what a new politics could look like.
This essay was written with Nathan E. Sanders, and originally appeared in Tech Policy Press.
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Review: A Shadow in Summer, by Daniel Abraham
| Series: | Long Price Quartet #1 |
| Publisher: | Tor |
| Copyright: | March 2006 |
| ISBN: | 0-7653-1340-5 |
| Format: | Hardcover |
| Pages: | 331 |
A Shadow in Summer is a high fantasy novel, the first of (as the name implies) a completed four-book series. Daniel Abraham is perhaps better known as half of the writing pair behind James S.A. Corey, author of the Expanse series. This was his first novel.
Otah was the sixth son of a Khai, sent like many of the unwanted later children of the powerful to learn the secrets of the andat and be trained as a poet. He learned his lessons well enough to reject the school and its teachings and walk away.
Amat Kyaan has worked her way up from nothing to become the senior overseer of the foreign Galtic House Wilsin in the sun-drenched port city of Saraykeht. Liat is her apprentice, distracted by young love. Maati is a new apprentice poet, having endured his training and sent to learn from Heshai how to eventually hold the andat Removing-The-Part-That-Continues, better known as Seedless. None of them know they will find themselves entangled in a plot to destroy the poet of Saraykeht and, through him, the city's most potent economic tool.
A poet in this world is not what we would think of a poet. They are, in essence, magical slave-drivers who capture the essence of an andat, a spirit embodying an idea that is coerced into the prison of volition and obedience by the poet. The andat Seedless, the embodiment of the concept of removing the spark of life, is central to the economic wealth of Saraykeht in a way that is startling in its simplicity: Seedless can remove the seeds from a warehouse full of cotton at a thought. This gives Saraykeht a massive productivity advantage in the cotton trade.
Seedless is also a powerful potential weapon. What he can do to cotton, he could as easily do to any other crop, or to people. The Galts are not fond of the independence and power of Saraykeht, but as long as the city controls a powerful andat, they do not dare to attack it directly. Indirectly, though... that's another matter.
This is one of those fantasy novels with meticulous and thoughtful world-building, careful and evocative prose, and a complex ensemble cast of interesting characters that the novel then attempts to make utterly miserable and complicit in their own misery. There should be a name for this style of writing. It's not tragedy because the ending is not tragic, precisely. It's not magic realism; the andats are openly magical, which makes this clearly high fantasy. But Abraham approaches the story from the type of realist frame that considers the pain and desperation of the characters to be more interesting than their ability to overcome challenges.
Amat starts the story as an admirable, sharp-witted expert manager, so her life is destroyed and she's subjected to sexual violence. Heshai loathes himself and veers between a tragic figure and a wastrel as the story systematically undermines opportunities for redemption. Maati is young and idealistic, so of course every character in the book sets out to crush his idealism under the weight of unforeseen consequences. There is a sad and depressing love triangle, because this is exactly the sort of book that has a sad and depressing love triangle. At the end of the novel, everyone who survives is older and wiser in the sense that some stories seem to think wisdom comes from the accumulation of trauma.
I find books like this so immensely frustrating because their merits are so clear. The world-building is careful and detailed in a way that includes economic systems, unlike so much fantasy. It is full of small, intriguing touches, such as the use of posture and gesture to communicate the emotional valence of one's words. Abraham understands the moral implications of poets and andats and the story tackles them head-on. The writing flows beautifully and gave me a strong sense of the city. I wanted to like this book for the obvious skill that went into it, and sometimes I even managed.
And yet, it's taken me three months to finish A Shadow in Summer because I simply do not want to spend this much time around miserable people. I would get through one or two chapters in a night and then wanted to read something happy or defiant or heroic, rather than watching slow-motion train wrecks intermixed with desperate attempts to navigate stifling layers of immoral systems. It's not that the story lacks a moral compass. The characters are sincerely trying to make the world a better place, with some success. It even delivers a happy ending of sorts. But so much of the journey was watching the lives of the characters fall apart.
I am completely unsurprised that some people loved this book. I'm still intrigued enough by the world-building that I'm half-tempted to try to read the sequel even after having to drag myself through this one. I had a similar reaction to Abraham's The Dragon's Path, though, so I think Abraham is just not for me. I may get back to the Expanse at some point, but having to drag myself through both of his solo novels I've tried, in two different series, probably indicates an incompatibility between author and reader. That's a shame, given the quality of the writing.
Followed by A Betrayal in Winter.
Content notes: Sexual and reproductive violence as significant plot elements.
Rating: 6 out of 10
