The depths of evil

[ewx]

[Poll #681055]

Comments

[beingjdc.livejournal.com]

Clarification on the meaning of the word 'is': Nazis and the Khmer Rouge - situation as it pertains now, or those groups throughout their history?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

There is no text. There is only the reader.

I change my vote

[emperor]

[x] Post-modernists

Re: I change my vote

[covertmusic.livejournal.com]

[x] HTTP POST

[oldbloke.livejournal.com]

I put marzipan coz it's the only 1 I can't not eat

[edith-the-hutt.livejournal.com]

Of course the true evil is the lack of tickybox...

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Nazis can be sliced, fried, boiled, steamed, grilled or baked: sprouts can only be boiled or eaten raw.

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

Or stir-fried.

I tend to steam sprouts, unlike those barbarians who microwave them.

Apparently, there is a flavour molecule in the humble sprout that most people can't actually detect. Those that can almost unanimously dislike it.

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

Or on pizza.

I've never called anyone a sprout on Usenet

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

I have never had sprouts on a pizza. Er, have you?

And, while we're on the Disturbing Questions: have you ever ordered sprouts as a pizza topping?

Re: I've never called anyone a sprout on Usenet

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

Yes (homemade). It was good.

Re: I've never called anyone a sprout on Usenet

[burkesworks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but given the contents of your home-brewed wine you could be spokesman for the Sprout Marketing Board of Great Britain assuming Rankin doesn't want the job.

[aldabra]

I once made a nut-loaf-alike out of magimixed sprouts, and it was surprisingly good. But I've never been able to find the recipe again.

Food standards in the Uberwald

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Sausages made out of equal parts of Neo-Nazis, fat, other material mechanically recovered from the carcass, and breadcrumbs would also be described as a 'Nut-Loaf'.

[senji.livejournal.com]

Nazis aren't irredeemably bad.

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

Liver.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Hitler's liver or Pol Pot's liver?

You can't have both.

[burkesworks.livejournal.com]

I'd want neither of those, and certainly not with sprouts.
But I'll have your marzipan if you don't want it!

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Think naath has first dibs on it.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

What have you been *eating*?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

I deny everything.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Would you settle for half of everything? I just had my paradox repainted.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

It's not a statement about the universe, it's a statement about what I'm admitting to. Which is to say, nothing.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Nihilism is all your fault?

(No, that doesn't make strict sense either, but is funny imho)

[ewx.livejournal.com]

I refer you to my previous answer.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

I refer you to my next pun.

I won't bother actually thinking of one any more, of course :)

[edith-the-hutt.livejournal.com]

So you admit that you're admiting to nothing then?

[keirf.livejournal.com]

Denying everything isn't the same as admitting nothing.

[lethargic-man.livejournal.com]

Where is "Godwin"? in the list of options?

[keirf.livejournal.com]

you fools! look at the title! can't you see that "the depths of evil" is an anagram of "pot fed the elvish" so obviously the correct answer is the khmer rouge!

[naath.livejournal.com]

But Marzipan is *good*.

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

Yes, but not as good as sprouts.

[naath.livejournal.com]

*freak*

[sunflowerinrain.livejournal.com]

You could make sprout marzipan

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Eurgh!

[edith-the-hutt.livejournal.com]

Marzipan is slightly better than Hitler, this doesn't make it *good*

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Mung bean sprouts or alfalfa sprouts?