Chocolate frogs are made of people

[ewx]

My theory about how to avoid Harry Potter spoilers is that people should invent as many bogus but plausible spoilers as possible; any real ones will be lost in the noise.

What's your favorite made-up but plausible-sounding¹ Harry Potter spoiler?

¹ or just funny

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[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

SHE's ALREADY DONE IT. THE QUALITY OF HER WRITING IS VERY NEARLY WORSE THAN RAPE.