*growl* *snarl* omnomnom

[ewx]

[Poll #1173358]

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[aardvark179.livejournal.com]

I doubt ducks would kill me, but having seen ducks swim up to punts and have a look I think they are the most likely to eat a very small part of me.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

A swan bit me once, perhaps confusing me with my lunch. (Don't say it.)

[aardvark179.livejournal.com]

This is going to sound like a joke but…
A swan bit my sister once, on the arm. We could only assume that it thought it was another swan.