en_LOLCAT

[ewx]

21:03 <ewx> .oO{en_LOLCAT}
21:06 <crazyscot> ENOENT -> INVISIBLE FILE
21:07 <crazyscot> ENOSPC -> DO NOT WANT
21:07 <ewx> ENOMEM -> they be stealing mah bucket
21:09 <crazyscot> EINTR -> Im in ur systemz interruptin ur callz?
21:11 <ewx> EFAULT -> O RLY?
21:16 <col> ECHILD -> I MADE YOU A PROCESS, BUT I ATED IT
21:19 <col> EIO -> O HAI, I BROKED YOUR DISK
21:21 <crazyscot> EEXIST -> ALREADY HAZ CHEEZBURGER

…any more?

Comments

[crazyscot.livejournal.com]

EPERM -> ceiling cat does not approve

[ewx.livejournal.com]

EACCES -> No can has!

[baljemmett.livejournal.com]

ENOTTY -> IZ NOT TYPEWRITER?

[OK, yeah, that's not great, but I like that error message (*points at userinfo*)]

[imc.livejournal.com]

ENOSYS -> No can do …?

[imc.livejournal.com]

"Long name is long" would be an obvious one.

[lionsphil.livejournal.com]

I sense potential overlap with lolcode (http://lolcode.com/).

[gerald_duck]

EHOSTUNREACH → NO WAI!
EINVAL → Argument haz wrong flavr.
EAGAIN → Hit it 3 times
EADDRNOTAVAIL → Not yours!

I feel there need to be ones about Happy Cat, Monorail Cat, Basement Cat and Caturday as well, but can't quite place them at the moment.

[daniel silverstone (from livejournal.com)]

While EWOULDBLOCK is often the same as EAGAIN...

EWOULDBLOCK → Wait until Caturday.

EPIPE → Basement Cat has found ur problem. Pipe haz burst.

ENOLINK → Monorail cat haz falln off.

I'm stuck on Happy Cat.

However, I also offer

ESTALE → Can haz fresh pants plz.

EUCLEAN → Chairman Miaow needz baff.

[crazyscot.livejournal.com]

EOVERFLOW -> This r srs value
ECONNRESET -> talkz 2 da hand, da face iznt listning

[crazyscot.livejournal.com]

ENOMEM -> I r tiny kitn