en_LOLCAT

May. 1st, 2009 09:30 pm
ewx: (Default)
[personal profile] ewx
21:03 <ewx> .oO{en_LOLCAT}
21:06 <crazyscot> ENOENT -> INVISIBLE FILE
21:07 <crazyscot> ENOSPC -> DO NOT WANT
21:07 <ewx> ENOMEM -> they be stealing mah bucket
21:09 <crazyscot> EINTR -> Im in ur systemz interruptin ur callz?
21:11 <ewx> EFAULT -> O RLY?
21:16 <col> ECHILD -> I MADE YOU A PROCESS, BUT I ATED IT
21:19 <col> EIO -> O HAI, I BROKED YOUR DISK
21:21 <crazyscot> EEXIST -> ALREADY HAZ CHEEZBURGER

…any more?

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Date: 2009-05-01 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyscot.livejournal.com
EPERM -> ceiling cat does not approve

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Date: 2009-05-01 08:49 pm (UTC)
ext_8103: (Default)
From: [identity profile] ewx.livejournal.com
EACCES -> No can has!

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Date: 2009-05-01 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imc.livejournal.com
ENOSYS -> No can do …?

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Date: 2009-05-01 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baljemmett.livejournal.com
ENOTTY -> IZ NOT TYPEWRITER?

[OK, yeah, that's not great, but I like that error message (*points at userinfo*)]

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Date: 2009-05-01 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imc.livejournal.com
"Long name is long" would be an obvious one.

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Date: 2009-05-01 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lionsphil.livejournal.com
I sense potential overlap with lolcode (http://lolcode.com/).

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Date: 2009-05-01 11:24 pm (UTC)
gerald_duck: (combo)
From: [personal profile] gerald_duck
EHOSTUNREACH → NO WAI!
EINVAL → Argument haz wrong flavr.
EAGAIN → Hit it 3 times
EADDRNOTAVAIL → Not yours!

I feel there need to be ones about Happy Cat, Monorail Cat, Basement Cat and Caturday as well, but can't quite place them at the moment.

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Date: 2009-05-02 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daniel silverstone (from livejournal.com)
While EWOULDBLOCK is often the same as EAGAIN...

EWOULDBLOCK → Wait until Caturday.

EPIPE → Basement Cat has found ur problem. Pipe haz burst.

ENOLINK → Monorail cat haz falln off.

I'm stuck on Happy Cat.

However, I also offer

ESTALE → Can haz fresh pants plz.

EUCLEAN → Chairman Miaow needz baff.

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Date: 2009-05-02 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyscot.livejournal.com
EOVERFLOW -> This r srs value
ECONNRESET -> talkz 2 da hand, da face iznt listning

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Date: 2009-05-04 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyscot.livejournal.com
ENOMEM -> I r tiny kitn

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