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Richard Kettlewell ([personal profile] ewx) wrote2008-04-29 11:53 pm
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[personal profile] simont 2008-04-29 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I did eat three, once, just to prove it could be done.

Of course, now I couldn't.

[identity profile] kjaneway.livejournal.com 2008-04-29 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't eat one. It's like trying to chew your way through a bale of hay, IMO.
gerald_duck: (Marmite)

[personal profile] gerald_duck 2008-04-30 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
They're quite nice topped with butter and Marmite.

Or with some lemon curd shoved down the middle.

[identity profile] hotbadgerdeluxe.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Weetabix topped with butter and Bovril are great.
gerald_duck: (Oh really?)

[personal profile] gerald_duck 2008-04-30 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Weetabix" is the plural?

So what's the singular?

I'd always assumed "Weetabix" was the singular, so the plural was, presumably "Weetabices".

[identity profile] hotbadgerdeluxe.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
The plural is Weetabixen.
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[identity profile] ewx.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I think “weetabix” is both singular and plural.

[identity profile] sphyg.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Or mashed up with chocolate and made into Easter nests ;)

[identity profile] arnhem.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
You're missing a tickybox for "could but wouldn't" ...

[identity profile] tigerfort.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
What [livejournal.com profile] arnhem said.

Mind you, I think the most I've ever seen someone eat in a single sitting was about twelve or thirteen. They're really not that big.

[identity profile] ghoti.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
I always eat three, but then, I also eat Morrison's own brand rather than the real thing.

[identity profile] nmg.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
You forgot "my parents were killed by a shredded wheat-gobbling black hole, you insensitive clod".

[identity profile] imc.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
I could eat twenty three.

(What, you didn't mean spoon-size Shredded Wheat?)

[identity profile] stephdairy.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
For some reason I thought the three thing related to Weetabix.

(S)

[identity profile] beckyc.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
Who can't eat three weetabix?

(Well, [livejournal.com profile] simont for one, I suppose :-)
gerald_duck: (quack)

[personal profile] gerald_duck 2008-04-30 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, Weetabix and Shredded Wheat are pretty close in calorific terms. And, since three of either is only about 60g, 200kcal, it's really not hard to eat three of either.

[identity profile] beckyc.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
it's really not hard to eat three of either.

I know lots of people (without wheat allergy/intolerance problems) that can't handle shredded wheat because it gives them gutache, but who can eat weetabix, which is more or less mush once you put milk on it.
gerald_duck: (Duck of Doom)

[personal profile] gerald_duck 2008-04-30 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
The advert is clearly a cunning ruse to get kids trying to eat more Shredded Wheat, more than an attempt to make people prefer Shredded Wheat to other cereals.

When I was eight or so I did eat three at a sitting to prove I could. My mum was very mock-impressed in a long-suffering way… until she noticed I'd eaten them dry and wasn't thirsty. Then she got a little worried.

That should have been the first warning sign that I have absolutely no thirst reflex. In fact, things bimbled along until I got a kidney stone at the age of nineteen and incredulously asked how someone was supposed to drink that much when my consultant advised me to consume at least three pints a day of fluids.

[identity profile] aardvark179.livejournal.com 2008-04-30 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Do they still do the three Shredded Wheat adverts? I remember the campaign was torpedoed by a poster showing a bowl of three shredded wheat with the caption, "I bet he drinks Carling Black Label."