Analyze that

Weird dream night: I dreamed that my keyboard had gone totally mad and was typing mostly gibberish, but occasionally (accidentally) insults into irc rather than what I was attempting to type. There was a bit about going to WOC to buy a new one, but then it shifted to waking up in the same room as one of Vicky's housemates and puzzling over the fact that all the timepieces in the room had gone mad, and trying to understand the instruction manual for my watch, on the theory that it had gone into stopwatch mode; but the manual was a folded up bit of paper with a contents section that didn't match up with the rest of the text.