Richard Kettlewell

• Tabloid editors to sit on Sentencing Guidelines Council
• Guardian to be published exclusively via Twitter
• Eco-friendly business cards
• LJ redesigns its friends page
• SRCF redirect their home page to a Gopher server
• Shortpacked resurrects Roomies
• Opera Face Gestures
• Python PEP 401
• Tartan sheep
• Income tax loophole
• Cars to be allowed on misguided bus route
• Wikipedia has its usual front-page silliness
• Sat-nav shoes
• Twitter feedback to help Government rate universities
• Dream recorder
• Powdered beer (OK, how many fools does one website need?)
• Google's AI (see also Street View for extra pandas)
• PostgreSQL.fr is showing a MySQL error
• Thinkgeek have several fools
• Kitten talent contest
• Miss Universe visits Gitmo apparently real
• iPlayer now available on a toaster
• Sponsored userpics
• Off-the-record mode for IM
• Concorde to fly again
• Oh Jacqui, surely that can't be you?
• BMW’s Magnetic Tow Technology
• Modal Shift for Top Gear
• Bikavan
• Ubuntu to rewrite Linux kernel using Mono
• Google to fund 'video Street View' for Central London
• Lehman Brothers to make Frankenstein return
• Gordon Brown proposes 'web traffic tax'
• Haskell mascot
• The Invisible Library, For Real…
• Obama grants library fine amnesty
• Daily WTF gets VC funding and reinvents itself as Twitter
• RFC5513 IANA Considerations for Three Letter Acronyms
• RFC5512 IPv6 over Social Networks
• Save IE6. (Though I'm curious how well it renders in IE6...)
• iClamp, Digital Lenses, HUD Sunglasses
• iPlaForOL
• Swiss Mountain Cleaners (video)
• Project Goat-See
• MEGADETH to headline Truck Festival!
• Shakespeare’s Robin of Sherwood on DVD
• Galaxy Zoo: an unusual new class of galaxy cluster
• The gravitational force law in the Solar System
• Time variation of a fundamental dimensionless constant
• China to be painted white to fight global warming

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• Burgercraft™
• RFD for uk.people.chavs
• Buck house available to rent at £150/week.
• GIT maintainers joining Bitkeeper.
• Continuity Presidency.
• Coldplay lead singer backs Cameron.
• Whime Press and adult Star Wars novels.
• USB Memory Stick.
• CEN Poll: Do you agree with the EU directive to outlaw April Fool's Day pranks by 2007?
• Wizards Of The Coast's My Little Pony RPG.
• UK Government to Shut Down GSM Networks.
• Lunar sell-by date.
• Dr Who fools: [1] [2]
• Uncyclopedia taken over by Apple.
• Genetically engineered dragons in the Economist.
• Thinkgeek's amusing spoof products.
• Slashdot made over in pink.
• Google Romance. ‘Note: those who generally favor the “throw enough stuff at the wall” approach to online dating might find it useful to employ our Batch Profile Uploading option’
• Sluggy Freelance messing around (needs Flash).
• Cartoon character fools cartoon character.
• Sub-Onion spoof Register article.
• Meant to be an April Fool but I don't think they've quite grasped the concept.
• Unfunny story at Weebl's stuff.

Other lists:

• BBC's list
• Urgo's list

Not fools:

• F-Secure co-opts Moomins allegedly for real. I guess they learned from GMail.
• Smelly fish banned. Was reported a few days ago too.

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• submerged rising bollards at Jesus Lock
• RFD: Ostracism Procedures within the UK Hierarchy
• Google Copernicus Center is hiring
• IIRC Altavista really did something like this internally. This is highest in the "might just be for real" list, I think.
• LJ userinfo has acquired some variant text

There's a joke RFC too, but it's lame. Ananova reports some legacy-media April fools, as does Yahoo.

Updates:

• SHEF
• Bluetooth Brush
• Mandelson emerges as new frontrunner to chair BBC (link from beingjdc)
• PC HabiCase® (from megamole)