Big Lebowski Drinking Game

The Big Lebowski deserves a drinking game. We were thinking: every time The Dude drinks, makes or buys a drink is obvious; every time he or any car gets damaged probably belongs in the list; every time Walter says "am I wrong"; every time you see a strike (lots of bowling in this film); every time The Dude gets an answer-phone message. When he's knocked out (by fist or drug), you down. Any more for any more?

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Dear Brain,

I could really use at least one night of unbroken sleep sometime soon. How about tonight - would that be too much trouble?

Yours sincerely,

Richard Kettlewell