If I had three wishes...

You meet a genie, who grants you three wishes. Meta-wishes ("I wish for six wishes", "I wish for another genie", etc) are not allowed, and wishes are interpreted literally, so be careful what you wish for and how you phrase it. What do you wish for?

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[Poll #246419]

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I notice that the LJ valentine thingy is back for 2004

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Next time I'll add "no Nethack &c references".