Tiziano Vecelli or Tony Hart?

Apropos of Kate Moss, Tiziano Vecelli and John Major and Morph ‘flashmob’ at Tate gallery, obviously what we need is a human-sized gold statue of Morph. Or maybe a couple of dozen of them scattered around the country. Or one REALLY ENORMOUS one (ideally in central London peering into 30 St Mary Axe, but that's probably unrealistic).