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[ewx]

Distracted day at work on Monday but a good Karate lesson afterwards. I think I might be doing mae-geri almost right now.

I don't have an LNR this week but I do have JAFFA CAKES.

[Poll #326844]

Comments

[ceb.livejournal.com]

...unless you have a jaffa cake fetish, of course.

[gnimmel.livejournal.com]

Is that some form of euphemism? :)

[sphyg.livejournal.com]

*wonders what you can do with a jaffa cake*

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Feel free to suggest what it should be a euphemism for...

[ceb.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure either, but I felt the caveat needed stating ;-)

[rmc28]

mmmm, jaffa cakes (I need an 'eating' icon)

[ewx.livejournal.com]

I'm reasonably sure that eating icons is sacriligeous...

[mobbsy.livejournal.com]

Christians frequently eat hosts, which explains a lot of network outages.

[bjh21.livejournal.com]

I originally read it as a refernce to j4, and then had to rewind and try again. I blame this on having seen a little girl in the market who looked disturbingly much like her.

[(Anonymous)]

A Jaffa Cake is where you have a redhead (the tangy orangy bit) in between a black girl (the chocolate) and a white girl (the sponge base), of course!

[gnimmel.livejournal.com]

Well, jaffa oranges have no seeds, and cakes are a bit like buns, and may occasionally be found in ovens.

Thus, er, suggesting that a virgin birth is imminent.

[gerald_duck]

I can think of at least one potential use, given that it's a spongey disc.

Provided the Smashing Orangey Bit is spermicidal, of course.

[ghoti.livejournal.com]

ALDI are currently selling something they call 'Berry Cakes' which are like jaffa cakes, but with red fruit instead of oranges. They are quite tasty.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

I'll see about trying them sometime...

I've seen two people who look a bit like you today; I think I'm being stalked by your doppelgangers.

Doppelgangers

[ghoti.livejournal.com]

I remember simont mentioning seeing someone looking uncannily like me, wandering the streets when I was at work.
Maybe she's still around.

[sphyg.livejournal.com]

I guess you could smear the chocolate in interesting places.

[sphyg.livejournal.com]

Ewww. Better than a abdothoracic (dammit, I've forgotten the term and I've got an anatomy degree) muscle.