new twist

[ewx]

Dear Sir,

My name is Mark Edwards, I am an American soldier serving in the
military of the 1st Armoured Division in Iraq, As you know we are being
attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs.

You can probably guess what comes next. (#chiark readers already know...)

Comments

[filecoreinuse.livejournal.com]

does it perhaps continue with

... I found a large amount of terrorist's money by the burnt shell of their car and want to get it out of the country ...

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Almost: "We managed to move funds belonging to Saddam Hussien's family."

[lethargic-man.livejournal.com]

What, the noted Chinese philosopher Saddam Hu-Ssien?