They are all killed horribly by the characters of someone who can write. I suggest China Mieville, it will be extra icky and horrible. Or Banksie. Or Kim Newman.
Or - Harry awakens Great Cthulhu. Cthulhu exclaims "um, zool!" and eats him, Hermione, Snape, Voldemort, Voldemort's pet dog, etc.
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Date: 2007-07-20 01:00 am (UTC)Or - Harry awakens Great Cthulhu. Cthulhu exclaims "um, zool!" and eats him, Hermione, Snape, Voldemort, Voldemort's pet dog, etc.