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[ewx]

My theory about how to avoid Harry Potter spoilers is that people should invent as many bogus but plausible spoilers as possible; any real ones will be lost in the noise.

What's your favorite made-up but plausible-sounding¹ Harry Potter spoiler?

¹ or just funny

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[mstevens.livejournal.com]

I accidentally got spoiled by London Lite earlier. Waaaaaah!

My favourite one was the proposal in David Langford's book that the final volume will be called _Harry Potter and the uneventful year where nobody tries to kill him_ (or something very close to that).