Shoplifting

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Teenage shoplifting: A lesson I hope she won't forget

[Poll #1161940]

Comments

[gareth-rees.livejournal.com]

You mean to say you never "accidentally" find that your pet dog has carried something out of the door when the shopkeeper was not looking?

[damerell.livejournal.com]

That's different, there you are the sort of dog owner who flaps ineffectually going "oh, dear! Oh, bad Rover! He doesn't normally do this! Try not to excite him! Give the man his arm back!"

It's quite clear there you are not responsible for your pet's actions. You are divinely absolved of them.