Thou shall not fall

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[Poll #1228511]

Comments

[sunflowerinrain.livejournal.com]

Just as I read this, one of the housebats flew into the room.

[(Anonymous)]

* Ask them to bite you so you can become one too.

[pndc.livejournal.com]

Where's the option for "suddenly decide that they're really hot"?

[enismirdal.livejournal.com]

I also vote in favour of an option for "Give them a list of people you'd like them to suck dry for you, and offer to cover their travel expenses".