How big a stocking?

[ewx]

I'm actually more interested in how I keep them out.

Comments

[kjaneway.livejournal.com]

Heh... *Totally* failed to read that on my envelope! :-)

[naath.livejournal.com]

I think this is telling me I need a toy Hannah Montana...

[pfy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's fanfic about that somewhere.

[teleute.livejournal.com]

I think finding a sloth in your stocking would be rather cool, actually :-)

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

Sloths are cool generally, though they have the big claw thing going on.

[twigletzone.livejournal.com]

We got one of those - I had a horrible mental image of Captain Kirk in stockings.

[sbp.livejournal.com]

Footprints in the butter?