I wonder if we'll see a corresponding Government campaign like the one for fruit, only on smut. "This girlie magazine can help you achieve 5 wanks per week"
Alexander Graham Bell's (http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~hancockd/dol.htm) surname was actually Graham - the Bell part was a nickname given to him by his assistant after he invented the telephone.
Honey roast nuts (http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~hancockd/lotd.htm) are produced by leaving them on metal trays next to beehives. Volatile bioflavanoids given off as the sun bakes the nuts cause confusion amongst the returning bees, who deposit their nectar on the nuts instead of in the hive.
Well, this does seem to have been a lie. Unless you count my having posted it on Friday rather than Thursday night, in which case I still have 23 hours to go...
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Date: 2003-07-17 03:45 pm (UTC)(But can you spot the reference?)
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Date: 2003-07-17 04:34 pm (UTC)(Please, fates, invoke the law of Sod on this one?)
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Date: 2003-07-17 07:06 pm (UTC)I wonder if we'll see a corresponding Government campaign like the one for fruit, only on smut. "This girlie magazine can help you achieve 5 wanks per week"
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Date: 2003-07-17 09:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-07-18 01:34 am (UTC)Honey roast nuts (http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~hancockd/lotd.htm) are produced by leaving them on metal trays next to beehives. Volatile bioflavanoids given off as the sun bakes the nuts cause confusion amongst the returning bees, who deposit their nectar on the nuts instead of in the hive.
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Date: 2003-07-18 05:56 am (UTC)... sweet little lies
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Date: 2003-07-18 07:27 am (UTC)In time then I'd rearrange
Just a day or two
Close my, close my, close my eyes
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Date: 2003-07-18 10:35 am (UTC)Anyway, the opld ones are the best, so I give you: All you need is love.
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