perhaps this should be anonymized

[ewx]

i've got a stoat
i keep it in me coat
i feed it barley oats
and paid for it in groats

Comments

[j4.livejournal.com]

* j4 drops you in the moat. (Again.)

[mobbsy.livejournal.com]

Won't the oats bloat?

[cjwatson]

He'll float.

[gerald_duck]

...in his boat.
And gloat
a mote.

[gwendraith.livejournal.com]

i've got a mouse
i keep it in me house
i found that it has louses
so gave it lots of douses

um, yeah.

[uon.livejournal.com]

I vote you should be smote in the throat for such an awful anecdote.

[bopeepsheep.livejournal.com]

I've got an 'orse
It lives on grass and gorse
By supernatural forces
It wins on all race courses.

Hmmmm.