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[ewx]

Dear lnr

My clothes are not for eating, not even with any kind of condiment, and that includes hats, shoes, coats, slippers, gloves and sunglasses.

Love, ewx.

PS. Belts, too.

Comments

[lnr]

Oh well ejde I guess that answers the question about the custard.

[ottah.livejournal.com]

Well that spoils our fun then! :)

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

Dear ewx,

You are still on crack :)

[ewx.livejournal.com]

My girlfriend repeatedly attempts to eat my clothes and it's me that's on crack? l-)

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should try increasing the amount of fibre in her diet?