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[ewx]

Ask me a stupid question.

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[antinomy.livejournal.com]

Quackety quack quack quacker?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Quaaaaaack (http://www.greenend.org.uk/rjk/junk/dancing-duck.mpeg)

[sphyg.livejournal.com]

Which are better - ducks or penguins?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

I've never tried penguin.

[emperor]

sex, drugs or rock&roll? (SNB)

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Rock'n'roll.

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

If you were a machine for making apple pies, what would you look like and how would you work?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Like a giant robot, and badly, unless you wanted me to destroy Tokyo.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Why can't pocket lint be recycled?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Where do you think Big Macs come from?

[burkesworks.livejournal.com]

Cupertino of course, same as little iPods.

[mpinna.livejournal.com]

What were you listening to when you wrote this entry?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Stupid Questions

[mpinna.livejournal.com]

I already knew the answer.

[kjaneway.livejournal.com]

Why can't we all just get along, man?

Why does there have to de so much conflict in the world?

Why does the *other* checkout queue always move faster than yours?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

It's hard enough to get a short.

See above.

To train you to pick queues better.

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

It's hard enough to get a short

I beg to differ. Short ones are ten a penny..

[knell.livejournal.com]

Where did I leave my boots?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Next to your M&S.

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

What's the difference between a duck?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

No, she went of her own accord.

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

I never metajoke I didn't like.

*laughs like Sid James*

[ms-saffie.livejournal.com]

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

It's the way He tells them.

[nunfetishist.livejournal.com]

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

There aren't.

[teleute.livejournal.com]

what colour is it?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Pointy.

[mair_in_grenderich]

does the pope shit in the woods?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Yes, while waiting to observe falling trees.

[ms-saffie.livejournal.com]

No, but it smells like he shat in your mouth
(Bottom response)

[arnhem.livejournal.com]

What's the time, Mr Wolf?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Dinner time!

[brrm.livejournal.com]

*How* big?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

As long as a piece of string.

[gerald_duck]

Why doesn't the thought that carbon might suddenly become fissile with a 1kg critical mass keep you awake at night?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Because I have detailed plans for just that contingency. (Doesn't everyone?)

[senji.livejournal.com]

What is the square-root of never?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you later.

[keirf.livejournal.com]

Where's my flying car, goddammit?

[imc.livejournal.com]

In the driveway of my floating house.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

It flew away.