Not at all morbid

[ewx]

[Poll #863023]

Comments

[saraphale.livejournal.com]

Other: Check for life and administer first aid.

[emperor]

As a cover while you're going through his pockets for the loose change? :p

[saraphale.livejournal.com]

I'm not the NHS, healthcare isn't always free!

[edith-the-hutt.livejournal.com]

You missed out Necrophilia.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Also cannibalism.

[emperor]

You're planning on giving head after you're dead?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

I'm planning on haunting you after I'm dead.

[emperor]

You say the sweetest things!

[covertmusic.livejournal.com]

That parrot gives me the fear. Can't speak for anyone else...

[emperor]

Dude, you *so* need to work on your chat-up lines.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

It's not like necrophiliacs really need chat-up lines. (http://www.sexylosers.com/007.html)

[edith-the-hutt.livejournal.com]

Hey Baby, wanna play with my rigor mortis?

[baljemmett.livejournal.com]

Well, that might get a bit awkward if it subsequently turns out he's not really dead...

ewx: do you have a contact number for this Guido fellow? Reckon I could put, ooh, about three quid's worth of business his way!

[davefish.livejournal.com]

I can't shoot you just at the moment, still not got my 20D back...

[simont]

still not got my 20D back

She sounds nice. ;-)

[imc.livejournal.com]

but thin.

[brrm.livejournal.com]

You missed:
[X] Steal all his camera kit, and ebay it to buy Nikon stuff.

:-P

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Morally equivalent to going through pockets for loose change, innit?

[davefish.livejournal.com]

~The change is bigger though

[armb.livejournal.com]

Depends. Is he mostly dead or all dead?

[aardvark179.livejournal.com]

What's this, "Try to shoot straight next time," option? That implies we weren't intending to hit you.

Oh, and video games conditioned me to kill you, sue Nintendo for creating Duck Hunt.

[1ngi.livejournal.com]

This lot are showing all the signs of not being able even to think straight 1-)


I miss Duck Hunt. Sigh.

[oldbloke.livejournal.com]

When I was sharing a house with a bunch of students many years ago, one of them died (viral pneumonia), and we did 'go through his pockets for loose change' - he owed several people money for transactions involving IngredientX, and they wanted it back. It was quite an experience, that one.

[tienelle.livejournal.com]

Hey, any excuse for a bloody and protracted revenge!

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Now that's the kind of response I was hoping for. Frankly I'm disappointed that my friends didn't vote for revenge ahead of everything else.

[rmc28]

Realistic assessment of my capability of same, in my case at least.

[emperor]

There's an off-colour joke about biological weapons here, but I'm not going to make it.

[rmc28]

Whyever not?

[tienelle.livejournal.com]

Oh, rifling through your pockets definitely comes first in my heart, just not on the poll 'cause it's not ordered that way.

[imc.livejournal.com]

Interesting the number of people who would rob you to pay the assassin.

[baljemmett.livejournal.com]

Well, what's the point in meeting all the expense out of your own pocket when there's another just asking to be exploited?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

The puzzling ones are those who wouldn't.