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[ewx]

What would you be if you were...

an animal?

What do you mean, "if"? A duck, obviously.

a vehicle?

Tandem.

a song?

lnr says "Sinister Ducks".

a fruit/vegetable?

Banana.

a sitcom character?

Myself.

a city?

Trantor.

a character from Shakespeare?

Rosencrantz. No, Guildenstern.

a kitchen utensil?

Dishwasher. (Pushing it a bit perhaps...)