Human Virus Scanner
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beingjdc
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier(sic) cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
- Linux
- Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
- Junkfood
- Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
- Sci-fi
- Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
- Free BSD
- The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
- BBCB
- CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
- 8-Bit
- Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
- British
- No need for cure. Benign virus.
- UNIX
- Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
- Religion
- Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
- Discordia
- Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
- vi
- Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
- Politics
- Stop caring!
- Computer Games
- Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
- Conspiracy Theory
- Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
- Environmentalism
- Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
- Macintosh
- Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
- USA (90%)
- Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
- Amiga (70%)
- Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
- Gaming (70%)
- Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
- Brand Names (95%)
- Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
- X11 (60%)
- I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
- Hippyism (93%)
- Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
http://totl.net/VirusScanner if you want a go.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-07-22 10:58 am (UTC)Very similar results.
Viruses you suffer from:
Linux Junkfood Sci-fi BBCB Religion 8-Bit UNIX vi Politics X11 Environmentalism
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (70%) British (75%) Discordia (60%) Brand Names (60%) Macintosh (80%), and:
No idea what that's all about.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-07-22 11:17 am (UTC)The short answer is that the Temple ov thee Lemur is based in Southampton, so we're entitled to put in as many remarks about Southampton as we want.
The longer answer is that whichever of us put in the First Bus logo thought that they were peculiar to Southampton. Given that this is patently untrue to anyone who's ever set foot outside Southampton (alas), this points the finger at Chris-from-the-Isle-of-Wight as the most likely culprit...
(no subject)
Date: 2003-07-22 01:41 pm (UTC)Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Japan (70%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-07-22 01:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-07-23 04:25 am (UTC)Pah. Blame Neon Genesis Evangelion for that.
Sulky, guilt-ridden teenage boys are obviously a much better last line of defence.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-07-25 02:57 pm (UTC)Your father comes to you one day and says; "Hey, come and live with me in my enormous top-secret military base."
Subsequently you discover that you will pilot 200 feet of armoured death, and in your spare time you will live with a nubile and attractive woman who not only normally hangs about half-dressed and drunk, but will gladly share her beer with you. And a _penguin_.
If for some reason your response is not estatic joy but instead "But, faather, I don't _want_ a robot", you may be Prozac poster-child Shinji Ikari.
Megumi Ogata is really his only redeeming characteristic.